A Tepig's Tale

Episode 28

Inside Team Plasma HQ 

Rood: Welcome, to Team Plasma HQ. A place where former members of Team Plasma come together to atone for their misdeeds while under the guise of Ghetsis. 

Pignati: Woah. 

Rood: Here we look after the stolen Pokemon whose owners have not been found yet. 

McFly: How many do you think there are here? 

Rood: I'd wager it's in the 30+ range as of now. 

Shanir: Wow, that's a lot of stolen Pokemon. 

Rood: It's something we take no pride in admitting to in the past, but it's all we can do now. 

Jade: Say, how come Team Plasma is still kicking around after all this time? Weren't they defeated two years ago? 

Harmony: You speak of this, Plasma, as if it is a physical entity. While in reality, plasma is the product of electrically charged ions resulting from high temperatures. Such examples of plasma comes from lightning strikes. 

Shanir: Well last I checked, McFly here is a physical species that can shoot lightning from his body. 

Aidan: Hey, Rood is it? 

Rood: Yeah, what is it you want to know? 

Aidan: ... Did Team Plasma happen to have Eevee's on their team? Normal or any elemental type? 

Rood: Hmm... perhaps? Why do you ask? 

Aidan: Well, it's just that I heard from other Eevee's before that their friends were being snatched up by Team Plasma. So I was just asking if there were any Eevee's still in their clutches. 

Rood: I can tell there's something more to your concern, but I'm afraid that is all I can do for you. Again, our dearest apologies for not knowing more about Neo Team Plasma. 

Aidan: Look, it's fine. It's just we all have that urge to help others like ourselves. Especially when others lives have been torn apart by such evil. 

Rood: sighs 

Ontario: Hey! Don't be so down, ok! We're gonna find Team Plasma, bring them down, and save all the lost Pokemon in Unova! Just you wait! 

Rood: I admire your enthusiasm, I have no doubt you and your friends will help aid in the fight against Team Plasma, just as a former trainer Lord N looked up to once did. 

Ontario: Blair, right? And his Pokemon Ottawa. I'm sure if they were here, they'd crush Team Plasma to dust! 

Harmony: I'm afraid plasma is unable to be 'crushed to dust' as Plasma has no solid state of matter and... 

McFly: Someone here needs to get her updated on the trends. 

Pignati: Anyway, since no one's seen him for a while, it'll be up to us guys. 

Jade: Yeah! Let's get 'um boys and girls!

Bonus: 

Shimmer uses the Xtransceiver to contact Shantae, Sasha, and someone else 

Shimmer: Status update, now. 

Shantae: 27 more Pokemon captured and sent off to Team Plasma. 

Sasha: And don't worry, not all of them are Patrats and Purrloins. We got some Herdiers, Swoobats, and even a few starters as well. 

Shimmer: Good. I'm sure the big guy would be real mad if we kept sending him cats and rats. 

???: Exactly. 

Shimmer: Oh, and speak of the devil. 

???: Tell me, have there been any signs of opposition against our regime. 

Shimmer: Just some dumb trainer and her Pokemon. A Pignite, Elekid, Vaporeon, Trapinch, Sigilyph, and an Oshawatt and Snivy tagging along. 

???: And have you actually beaten them in a fight? 

Shantae: Um, well not exactly but... 

???: slams desk behind blank screen Listen here! I don't go around hiring random Pokemon with no grunts to go around and cause chaos for no reason! I want you guys to meet back up, and steal one of those Pokemon! Understand!? 

Shimmer: Yes my lord. The group is currently in Driftveil City. I'll wait for the others to get here, and then we'll strike. For you, Lord Ghetsis. 

Ghetsis: Good. Do not disappoint me. ends call