A Tepig's Tale

Episode 43

In the Strange House 

Ontario: shaking Why did we come in here? It's so scary.

Aidan: Normally I'd tell you to suck it up and be brave, ... but I'd be lying if I also wasn't a bit scared. 

Shanir: Look, there's nothing to worry about. There's no such thing as ghosts. That aren't Ghost-Type Pokemon. 

Jade: BOO! 

Ontario: AHHHH!!! jumps into the air and lands in Aidan's arms 

Aidan: while still holding Ontario, falls to the floor like a rock 

Shanir: And here I thought his skittish era was over. 

Pignati: Look, maybe if we just talk with one another, it won't see as scary. 

McFly: But what do we even talk about? 

Harmony: I could continue my sequences of roasts for you guys. 

McFly: ... you know what I'll take that compared to the ghosts. Whatcha got Harmony? 

Harmony: Well, since you were the one who asked, I shall start with you McFly. The Elekid family, before becoming common trainer Pokemon, were once used to power industrial machines by inserting their heads into outlets. 

Ontario: covers his mouth and chuckles 

Harmony: Also, they tend to avoid picking fights with others unless provoked. Mostly when they are called, 'chicken'. 

McFly: That sounds completely stupid. 

Jade: Well if it's so stupid how's about you challenge me to a fight. 

McFly: I think I'll pass. 

Jade: What's wrong McFly? Chicken? 

McFly: turns around What did you just call me? 

Jade: smug Chicken. 

McFly: walks over Nobody, calls me chicken. Nobody! ... dammit. 

Jade: laughing Oh that was too good. 

Aidan: Alright then, do me next. Let's be honest we all know what she's gonna say. 

Harmony: We'll see. ... D... 

one Vaporeon Copypasta later 

Aidan: ... Ok wow, I now fear something worse than ghosts. I mean I knew it was horrible, but actually hearing it spoken, it's a lot worse than I thought. 

Ontario: Can I drown my eyes in bleach please? 

Shanir: No. 

Ontario: Ok. 

Pignati: This was a horrible idea. 

Jade: Harmony! Harmony! Do me next! 

Harmony: Ok. The Trapinch family shares its category with Palpitoad and Seismitoad. They fall under the Vibration Pokemon. 

Shanir: ... I'm sorry what? 

Harmony: Indeed. Vibrava along with the Toad Family vibrate to express different feelings and emotions. I also hear that Female Vibrava in particular quite enjoy the vibrating sensation.  

Ontario: raises his hand Can I ask a f... 

Shanir: puts his hand down NO! NO! NO! NONONONONO! NO! We are done here! No more facts! 

McFly: Why? What's so wrong about vibrations and Female Pokemon... 

Shanir: End. Of. Conversation. 

Jade: ... Oh! You mean like... 

Shanir: ties up Jade's mouth with Vine Whip Stop! Talking! 

Pignati: ... shrugs to the camera