A Tepig's Tale

Episode 29

On Route 6 

Pignati: Woah, McFly. You finally evolved! 

McFly: Yeah, now I'm an Electabuzz! I bet I could generate 1.21 gigawatts of power with this enhanced form of mine. 

Aidan: Just make sure not to discharge too close to me, seeing as I'm weak against electricity. 

McFly: Don't worry Aidan, I'll keep my lightning in check. 

Ontario: Ooooh. Shiny... 

Jade: Uh, Ontario. I wouldn't get too clos... 

Ontario touches McFly, and get zapped super effectively before collasping on the ground 

Shanir: Ontario! Are you alright? 

Ontario: Osha... Waaaaaatt... 

Shanir: ... He's fine. 

Pignati: I don't know, that seemed pretty devasting to the little guy. 

McFly: Well as far as I know, lightning never strikes twice. So he should be ok. 

Ontario: still tizzy My insides, feel like jelly... 

Harmony: I find that highly improbable for your inside to feel like 'jelly'. As jelly is a colloid in terms of states of matter, which means a solid gelatin protein is suspended in water. For that to occur inside of your body, that would mean your solid proteins are floating within a liquid substance inside your body, like blood. 

Ontario: ... faints 

McFly: Ok, is anybody here in favor of me shocking Harmony with knowledge here or is it just me? 

Jade: Look, just give her some time to adjust ok? 

Aidan: I don't know Jade, she's starting to get on my nerves. 

Pignati: Listen guys, I'm sure all of us can lend our own experiences to help Harmony adjust to this modern time. 

Shanir: He's got a point you know. 

McFly: Oh boy this is heavy. 

Harmony: Heavy? That word, why are things so heavy in the present? Could there be a problem in the earth's gravitation pull compared to its magnitude from long ago? 

McFly: ... raises his hand, sparks fly 

Pignati: McFly? 

McFly: I just, I just to zap her... one little zap. Just one... 

Pignati, Jade, and Shanir hold him back from reaching Harmony 

McFly: struggling Just one okay! One zap to the head should fix her, ok! Maybe I can knock some screws into place! 

Harmony: I appreciate you trying to help me adjust to this new time, but unfortunately, I am not a steel type Pokemon, meaning that I lack any sorts of 'screw's that could be 'knocked into place' 

Aidan and Ontario just watch as McFly and the others continue to squabble 

Ontario: Are they, fighting? 

Aidan: Let's just not pay attention to them ok? 

Ontario: Ok. So, there anything you want to talk about? 

Aidan: Well, yeah. I do. Tell me, do you know how to swim? 

Ontario: Um, kinda? I had lessons in the housing center for starter Pokemon. I know how to tread water and float on my back, but I never learned how to, actually, swim. Shanir did say she'd teach me at some point though. 

Aidan: I see. Say, do you think that when she gives you lessons on swimming, that I could do it with you? 

Ontario: Woah, you know how to swim Aidan!? 

Aidan: Uh, O-Of course I do. Yeah. So, what do you say? 

Ontario: Sounds awesome! Water bros for life! 

Aidan: smiles Yeah. For life. fist-bumps Ontario