A Tepig's Tale

Episode 42

On the plane ride to Lentimas Town 

Shanir: Ontario, how's your head feel? 

Ontario: Still, kind of dizzy, but I'm doing better. Mind control's some powerful stuff I guess. 

Shanir: How much do you remember of your time with Team Plasma? 

Ontario: It's, hard to say. Last thing I remember was seeing Ghetsis' face on a screen, everything after that is a blur. 

Shanir: ... Maybe it's best you don't remember the rest. 

Pignati: Well hey, at the very least, I'm glad to see you guys back safe and sound. 

McFly: Yeah, we missed traveling with the two of you. 

Jade: And there's still so much we want to tell you about. Like, I'm about to become a real dragon soon! 

Shanir: That's, incredible Jade. 

Jade: I know right! 

Aidan: sitting in silence ... 

Harmony: Aidan. Is something on your mind?

Aidan: Oh, Harmony. It's nothing, really. Just, thinking about that last encounter with the Servine Sisters and those Umbreons. 

Harmony: You seemed to have recognized one of the Umbreons on their team. Adam, the male Umbreon. What is your relationship with him? 

Aidan: Look, it's just, I'm not sure exactly who he is right now. I still need more evidence to figure it out. 

Harmony: Of course. Jumping to a conclusion without fully dissecting its full parts will only lead to false prophecies. 

 Aidan: Sure, if that's how you want to word it. 

Ontario: Are we there yet? 

Shanir: No. 

Ontario: How much longer? 

Harmony: 46 minutes and 19 seconds to go. 

Ontario: groans I'm bored. And my still hurts like mad. 

Harmony: Well then, since we are all reunited, I believe it is time for me to commence my prize giving for winning the bet. 

Shanir: What bet? And what's the prize? 

Harmony: The prize of freeing roasting everyone on this party by revealing an embarrassing secret of theirs. I shall start with our leader, Pignati. 

Pignati: You know what, I'm intrigued. Tell me Harmony, what kind of dirt do you have on me? 

Harmony: Alright. The Tepig family, being a Fire-Type, don't protrude fire from their mouths, but instead shoot fire through their nose. 

McFly: R-Really!? 

Harmony: They also like to roast berries before consuming them, but tend to burn them instead. 

Aidan: Interesting. 

Harmony: They are also very ticklish on their nose. 

Jade: What!? That can't be true. 

Pignati: Yeah, I don't know about that one H... 

Ontario starts tickling Pignati's nose, and Pignati actually gets the urge to sneeze 

Shanir: AH! grabs a tissue box Here! Use this! hands the box to Pignati 

Pignati: Thanks. AH-CHOOOO... right before sneezing he takes a tissue out to his nose, but proceeds to burn right through the tissue and box as well. Thankfully the plane was not effected ... Well what do you know... I am ticklish on my nose. 

Harmony: Precisely. I will continue these facts once we are on solid ground. 

Shanir: Yeah, that's probably for the best. Wouldn't want McFly sparking out and sending us back in time.

McFly: Please, that's ridiculous. There's no such thing as a time machine made out of a plane. Cars and trains, yes. But planes, don't make me laugh. No seriously, laughing actually does make me emit sparks. 

Harmony: Noted. 

McFly: ... dammit.