A Tepig's Tale

Episode 39

Still on Team Plasma's Ship 

Shimmer: You've got no where to run Shanir. I suggest giving up if I were you. 

Shanir: Never. I'll never join you. 

Shimmer: Please, you can have whatever you want after we liberate Pokemon from humans. All you have to say is yes. 

Shanir: thinking, gets an idea Look, you can talk all you want, but you won't convince me to join you. 

Shimmer: Is that a challenge? Fine. If words won't persuade you, maybe this will. snaps Listen up, sister... 

music plays 

[Servine Sisters]I like! 

[Shimmer]Lookin' hotBuying stuff they cannot 

[Shantae and Sasha]I like! 

[Shimmer]Drinkin' hardMaxin' Dad's credit card 

[Shantae and Sasha]I like! 

[Shimmer]Skippin' gymScaring herScrewing him 

[Shantae and Sasha]I like! 

[Shimmer]Killer clothes 

[Sisters]Kickin' nerds in the nose! 

[Shimmer]If you lack the ballsYou can go play dollsLet your mommy fix you a snack 

[Shantae and Sasha]Woah! 

[Shimmer]Or you could come smokePound some rum and cokeIn my Porsche with the quarterback 

[Sisters]Woah! Woah! Woah!Honey, whatchu waitin' for?Welcome to my candy storeTime for you to proveYou're not a loser anymoreThen step into my candy store 

[Shimmer and Shantae]Guys fall 

[Sasha]At your feetPay the check 

[Shantae]Help you cheat 

[Sisters]All you 

[Sasha]Have to do 

[Shimmer]Say goodbye to Shamu 

[Sisters]That freak's 

[Shantae]Not your friendI can tell in the end 

[Sisters]If he 

[Sasha]Had your shot 

[Sisters]He would leave you to rot! 

[Shantae]'Course if you don't careFine! Go braid his hairMaybe Sesame Street is on 

[Sisters]Woah! 

[Shantae]Or forget that creep 

[Sasha]And get in my Jeep 

[Shimmer]Let's go tear up someone's lawn 

[Sisters]Woah! Woah! Woah!Honey, whatchu waitin' for?Welcome to my candy storeYou just gotta proveYou're not a wuss now anymoreThen step into my candy store 

[Shimmer]You can join the team 

[Shantae and Sasha]Or you can bitch and moan 

[Shimmer]You can live the dream 

[Shantae and Sasha]Or you can die alone 

[Shimmer]You can fly with eagles 

[Sisters]Or if you prefer 

[Shimmer]Keep on testing me 

[Sisters]And end up like him! 

Team Plasma members see the performance and look confused 

[Sisters]Woah! 

[Sasha]Honey, whatchu waiting fo— 

[Shimmer, spoken]Shut up, Sasha!(sung)Step into my candy store! 

[Shantae and Sasha]Time for you to proveYou're not a buzz kill anymore! 

[Shimmer]Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! 

[Sisters]Then step into my candy store! 

while singing the last part, Shanir breaks free of the ice and sneaks off to the side of the ship 

[Sisters]It's my candy storeIt's my candyIt's my candy storeIt's my candy!It's my candy storeIt's my candy store! 

Shimmer: ... Wait!? Where'd she go!? looks over the railing to see Shanir paddling away in a leaf boat Well don't just stand there, get us a boat and chase after her! 

Shantae and Sasha: Yes madam. 

Shimmer: And bring the Dewott and Umbreons as well. We've got a snake to catch.