Perfect Pansexuals

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So, pansexuals. What even is pansexual? Pansexuality is when someone can be attracted to anyone. Whether it's a boy, a girl, transgender, cisgender, non-binary gender, agender, anyone! (By the way you don't have to be pan or poly to love transgenders) No, they aren't attracted to pans. GTFO.

"Are you attracted to pans?"

No. Why would you even think that? That's a fetish, not a sexuality. Sometimes people are just ignorant, and you have to go through this long lecture on what pansexuality is, and explain all of the genders. So always take your notes with you.

"Wait, so there are more than two genders?"

Yes, honey, there are. If you have a problem with that, please speak to costumer service. It's owned by my fists.

Not everyone knows what pansexuality is.

Again, you need to explain everything. I suggest you prepare your speech now. Don't forget to do complete sentences, and cite your sources.

"Ew, so you are attracted to those freaks?"

Wait, you mean transgenders? Sure, they're freaks, in bed. I love everyone! Everyone is simply amazing, and I don't let gender restrict me from true love. Ew, cheesy movie line.

I'm sorry I may not know everything about pansexuals, since I am not one. If you would like to help me write a chapter, please message me. It would help out a lot!

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