I keep forgetting that everyone doesn't know what the gay agenda is. So here is this completely serious, totally not made up, and completely 100% official, Gay Agenda.
1.) Make everyone super gay.
You need to convert every living being into the gayest form it can be. Do this by exploding rainbows all over it, and having gay sex.
2.) Destroy society as we know it.
You have to worship Satan, and be an anarchist. Chaos for all! All of those stupid hetero breeders, disgusting. How could anyone be hetero? Like, ew. Gross. Making children is so disgusting. Let's go be queens and strut away, fabulously.
3.) Make Beyoncé and Mariah Carey our Queens of Queens.
Our music figureheads, the symbols of fierce and fabulous, Queens Bey and Mariah. They must rule us. Queen. Queen. Stay fierce.
4.) Take Over the World
Little do those hetero pigs know, we already have about 13% of the world in our grasp! With same-sex marriage legalized, we can finally take control over America and take their military! Soon we will have the entire world!
5.) Gay.
Gay gay gay, gay gay gay gay. Gay gay gay gay. Gay!
Wait.
The Gay Agenda is actually a bunch of lies, what're you doing?
There is no "agenda" you have to follow. It's just a joke. Being gay isn't some kind of cult, just like being white isn't a cult. Everyone calm down and start being smart. Calm thyself before thy reck thyself. Or something like that.
This was just a joke that I thought we all needed, because sometimes too much seriousness is bad for you. Let's go make everything rainbow and poop glitter!
On another note, this book has 50k reads! Well isn't that just wonderful! When I started this book, I only wanted to educate people of the few minorities that I knew about. I never thought that I would end up educating myself, as well. I'm really glad this book has helped so many people (and unicorns), and I'm glad I could help so many people figure out their sexuality!
Now, done with me thanking everyone and being a stereotypical Wattpad writer. Go have a wonderful gay day! (Or night, no discrimination here)
Also side note, what day would you like me to update? Are Tuesdays good? Maybe a Thursday would be better? Feedback is always appreciated, as you know.
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