Yes, I do realize I did this thing before, but you know. Entertainment. Asexuals get a lot of crap. Thank you, world, for sexualizing everything. Not everyone only thinks about sex.
People think you are a plant
Yes, I realize that a form of asexuality is when a plant makes more plants, but I am a human. Yes, an animal human. Like I can't make a tumor grow from my skin, and then split off and make another human. That's gross, and if that's happening to you, you should get that checked out.
"Oh, honey, you just haven't found the right person yet!"
Um, excuse me, but who told you that you knew my future? Oh, right, nobody. I know for a fact that I don't like the nasty sex stuff, alright? The "right person" may be out there, but not for the sexing around with. Stop. Just stop.
"But it's sex!"
Yeah, um, I like cake. Cake is better than sex. And pie. Pie is definitely better than sex, for sure. Yeah, let me go get another slice. Hold up, just give me a minute. Pie is orgasmically delicious. Pie is my sex.
"Once you try sex, you'll love it!"
Ew, no. Look at it this way, do I want to hug a cactus? No. Have I ever hugged a cactus? No! See? Some things you just know! You don't have to try that super spicy hot sauce to know that it's going to burn your mouth.
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