The LGBTQ+ Handbook

Aliagender

Good morning/afternoon/evening/2 am! How are you all today? Good? Not good? Well, I hope it gets better, even if it's already good.

We have another gender! It's called Aliagender, also known as the "third gender". Spooky, right?

Let's get some things straight. Or gay, whatever you want. Aliagender does not mean intersex. Intersex is something completely different. Have I explained intersex? I've completely forgotten if I have. Comment if you want me to make a chapter.

Anyways, aliagender is like feeling you have a gender, and it's definitely there, but it's not male or female, or whatever other gender. It's like a queen of nonbinary. Fabulous and strong, that's how we like it.

Oh my god stop with the "attention" argument.

Apparently everyone in the LGBTQ+ community wants attention. Kind of obnoxious and annoying by now. Go away.

"I identify as an attack helicopter. Am I like you now?"

Piss off. Go back to your Reddit cave and have fun there. It's not the same thing, or even similar. Don't be that person that everyone thinks is stupid. Have some dignity.

"What are you... I don't understand. There's only two genders."

The definition does say that, doesn't it? But the world is changing, and we are learning more and more about genders. Let me put you on my magic carpet and show you the world, because you've got to start seeing more. Come on, we'll go slow, wonder by wonder. Let's just keep our minds open to possibilities.

In the end, if there's a person that keeps trying to bug you, stop letting it hurt you. Pretend it's in a different language. That helps a lot. If you're bilingual or trilingual or however many languages, definitely think in another language and don't let the language the person is speaking in effect you. Sounds crazy, and you probably think I'm bonkers, but it's helped me so it might help you.

Unless you only know one language, then in that case concentrate on something else.

What am I even talking about. It's not even late at night when I write this. I'll blame it on heat stroke, there we go.

If you'd like me to do a chapter on anything, message me! If you have a problem, message me! If you're lonely or bored, and just want someone to talk to, message me! I'm here, 80% of the time. Or something. Also, if I ever make a typo or anything, please tell me. Even if you know what I meant. Let the grammar nazi out.

Post Script: HaydenSkylerSwan helped me with this chapter!