Nomin One-Shots

Kitten Vlog pt. 1

HamsterHands: So, when are the
vlogs hitting Youtube hyungs?

ChinesePrince: I hope soon!

I can't wait to see the fans'
reactions to Jeno getting
attacked by Jaemin's kittens!
It will be comedy gold!

Not to mention the fact that I'm pretty
sure, the internet will literally grind
to a halt when the video does
come out!

HamsterHands: Oh my gosh!
Maybe they can make it another
Just Do It episode!

Markaoni: Just Do It - Jeno willingly
allows himself to get attacked
by Jaemin's kittens!

ChinesePrince: Oh! And Jaemin is
just sitting there laughing his
head off at Jeno sneezing,
and his cats meowing for more of
Jeno's attention. 😂😂

PuppyJen: I don't see how a violent
outburst of my allergies is
comedy gold Chenle!

Markaoni: Bro, your allergies are
literally the cutest thing about you!
Those sneezes literally make
you sound tiny!😍

Yellowfox: He's literally taller than
you 🙄

Hyuklebear: I'm just surprised that
Samoyed is so calm around the kittens!

I seriously thought that he would
get so upset that Jaemin's attention
was gone - the behaviour
training is really paying off!

PuppyJen: I'm not a dog!

Yellowfox:: Y'all hear something? 👀

HamsterHands: I know hyung said
something, but I suddenly can't read.

PuppyJen: 😑

Fatherof4: Just Do It is strictly a sports
program, I refuse
to use my children for views! 🤨

But I can't deny I would love the
fans seeing my puppy play with my kittens
It would be the best!😍😍

PuppyJen: Jaemin! You're supposed
to be on my side! 🥺

Hyuklebear: Are we just going to
gloss over the potentially double
meaning in that text? ^^ 😏

Markaoni: Don't get my hopes up, Hyuck!

Yellowfox: *Mark proceeds to add an
additional trope to his fanfiction*

HamsterHands: Ugh!

Please don't remind me of Mark's
fanfiction account! 🙏

I'm never marrying Chenle!

ChinesePrince: Well, you're not the
apple of my eye either, Jisung! 🤢

Hyuklebear: Out of everything in Mark's fanfiction account,
I'm not even surprised that that is
the thing you choose to fight against

HamsterHands: I have no problem
with the smut part, I find it quite realistic

ChinesePrince: Realistic, my ass!
There is no way that you have a 9-inch dick!

HamsterHands: You don't know shit!

Yellowfox: I'm pretty sure none of
the shit Mark writes is realistic