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Magic Betty × princess! reader × Ice King (kind of) (A.T.)

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Hey guys! This is just for funzies because I really felt like doing this idea and I've had it in my head for a long time. This is going to be a yandere oneshot, so if you don't like things like that, you can go on to another chapter in the meanwhile.

This reader is a princess, so the reader will be a female. Sorry to all my other peeps!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
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You sighed, yet again trapped under the grasp of the Ice King. But he wasn't alone this time. He was, surprisingly, accompanied by someone else. Someone you wish you had never met.

"What exactly is your endgoal here, Betty?" You asked her, wanting answers as to what exactly she was doing with you. Sure, being trapped in Ice King's cell was normal for you at this point. You're a princess, and unfortunately, Ice King likes princesses. You were just hoping that he wouldn't kidnap you too often, but of course, him being Simon, he had to remember you.

You were currently swatting away Ice King's hand as he attempted to touch your hair and the...rest of your body.

He then looked at you lovingly and smiled. "I missed you too, darling."

"I'm planning to...run a few experiments with you. Don't worry, I'm not going to poke and prodd you, I would never want to hurt you, darling. I just want to find out how you've survived this long after the mushroom war. And what exactly happened to your DNA," She explained all of this with an inquisitive, deadpanned expression. She then looked into your eyes and smiled lovingly at you, to which you did not do the same. In the background, Ice King was blowing kisses at you, and you scrunched up your nose in slight disgust.

You were finally happy, away from Simon and Betty's grasp. You had a whole kingdom of subjects that loved you just as much as you loved them. So why did Betty have to come back and mess all that up?!

For context, you used to know Simon and Betty pretty well. You worked part-time at the library, and they would go there quite often. You three soon became friends and hung out whenever you could. What you didn't know from the beginning, what you wish you had known, is that they had been stalking you for a while out of romantic obsession, and now that you were their friend, they would do everything they could to stay in your good graces.

One day, they just...suddenly had enough and confessed their love for you, each in their own dorky but creepy way. You politely rejected them, and they weren't having it, so they kidnapped you and trapped you in their house. The day where the world went awry was supposed to be the day where you forcefully married Simon and Betty, and you thank the stars that such a cataclysmic event happened on a terrible day such as that one. You were safe for a while, but here you were, face-to-face with your captors once again. So much for peaceful living.

"Well, maybe I don't want to know what's wrong with my DNA. Maybe I like my new life, without you," you argued.

"Nonsense, (Name). You're cute when you hide your feelings, you know that?" Betty said, crouching down to your level (you were kneeling).

"Ugh, SHUT UP! I WISH I HAD NEVER MET YOU OR SIMON IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

Betty looked taken aback, in a bad way. She was about to retort when, suddenly, after a short spell of talking to himself (or Gunter), Ice King spoke up.

"Who's this 'Simon' guy you two keep talking about?"

Betty sighed. "No one, dear. Now, would you help me hold (Name) still?"

At this point, you had started backing away, trying to summon some kind of power, any kind of power, to keep these two away from you.

"Sure! Uh, you're not gonna...hurt her, are you?"

"Hmm...let's just say the process won't be completely painless..."