So...uh...Simon and Betty...they're cute, right?
PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD OPENLY DATE BOTH OF THEM-
Like, I'm not an inherently polyamorous person. I like to stick to 2-person relationships, by which I mean me and a fictional character I like because ain't no way I'm ever actually getting a partner.
Please pray for me.
But there's something, SOMETHING, about pairings like Simon and Betty, Marceline and Bubblegum for example, that just make me want to say: "marriage, please."
So, this is just mostly gonna be them, I'll occasionally sprinkle in the Winter King and the Candy Queen somewhere, and, uhm, I hope you like it!
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Golb Betty: *pats reader and Simon on the head*
Simon: *utterly enchanted*
Y/N: That's...that's a big hand. Like...a people-crushing hand. Hehe. *cowers in fear*
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Candy Queen: *is singing her little song*
Reader: *in the cell with the Winter King and Simon, genuinely terrified of how unfazed the other two are about all of you being thrown into a FUCKING BLENDER*
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Simon and Betty: *both wearing shirts that say "If lost, return to beautiful and attractive partner*
Reader: *is proudly posing next to them while wearing a shirt that says "I'm the beautiful and attractive partner"*
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At 3am:
Simon: *chanting in the living room*
Reader: *wakes up and hears him*
Reader: *goes to the living room*
Reader: What the fuck is going on?
Simon: ...I'm trying to bring our wife back...
Reader: *sighs* "By the time I get my wife back, I'll lose my husband. Alright let's go to bed."
Simon: But- But Betty!
Reader: Tomorrow, love. Tomorrow.
Reader: *drags Simon away because he's acting like a little child*
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Candy Queen: *looks at her pictures of the Winter King*
Candy Queen: Not today, honey, I give you enough love already! They deserve some love, too.
Candy Queen: *walks up to her collection of pictures of you*
Candy Queen: Now, where were we?~
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Fionna: Wait, so do you get married all at the same time, or do you have to have separate anniversaries for each of your wedding days?
Simon and Reader: *have dumbfounded faces because they're genuinely confused*
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Random Fandom × reader oneshots! (Requests closed!)
FanfictionThese are some × reader oneshots based on the fandoms I like! There is also a lot of anecdotes and other mini things I write, to get it off my mind! Enjoy! Credits go to all of the creators of these shows/movies! Disclaimer: any and almost all autho...
