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A/N: Why the heck does my brain work like this.

Can I talk? Without having to, like, explain to y'all what property of media I'm talking about?

I'll clarify all of the people I'm talking about after I'm done talking.

Bruh, I LITERALLY haven't watched Orion and the Dark yet, like, MY PROCRASTINATING ASS CANNOT WATCH A MOVIE OR SHOW, SWEAR, but anyways, I ALREADY HAVE LIKE 500 HEADCANONS ABOUT THIS CHILD.

* Hey guys! Editing Toonobsessed here. I learned that whenever I don't watch movies right after they come out, it's not necessarily procrastination. Nope! IT'S WORSE! It's anxiety due to leaving my comfort zone and watching something new, and apparently, that greatly upsets me. Even when I haven't watched a movie for a long time, I still get a bit anxious, and it's that. YAAAAAAAAY! 😭😭😭😭😭

Like, I do a bunch of multifandom stuff, that's what I do. Like, crossovers.

I SO think that he and Aaron would be best friends. Like, BEST friends. Like, Orion and Aaron go to each other's houses so often that their moms basically treat them as if they were almost part of the family. They expect sleepovers once a week.

I EVEN MADE A LITTLE FRIEND GROUP WITH EVERYONE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME–

The friend group consists of Alberto, Aaron, Orion, Kid, David, AND HECK, I EVEN ADDED SPRIG. I just think they would be a chaotic little friend group, and of course, David would be happy to have a friend group of boys for once.

* editing again. I removed Sprig. He just didn't make sense there.

But, like, Aaron and Orion are like, the best of friends. They're a bit gay, but the best of friends. I think it's great.

I'm gonna name the properties of media and stuff before I include some incorrect quotes.

Alberto– from Luca (the Pixar movie)

Kid– from the Netflix show Kid Cosmic

David– from the Netflix show Hilda

Aaron– from the movie The Mitchells vs The Machines

I already said where Orion was from. Go watch Orion and The Dark, but DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING.

Sprig– from the Disney Channel show Amphibia. I'm sure you've heard of it if you're into animation.

ANYWAYS, some incorrect quotes!
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Alberto: Okay, we're gonna split into pairs. I'll be with Kid, obviously, Aaron and Orion are together-

Aaron and Orion, in unison: Yes!

Alberto: -and David...you'll be with Sprig! Who knows, maybe it'll be a bonding experience.

David: Uh, sure.

Sprig: *already putting one of Hop Pop's Pain Peppers into his mouth*

David: *whispers* Oh god, this'll be just like being with Hilda...
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Aaron: One time, me and Orion held hands, but only because we were in a laser tag game together and didn't want to get shot, so we just ran the whole time.

Aaron: And then there was the time we held hands because we were going on a roller-coaster, and we're both naturally anxious. But that doesn't make us gay, right?

Katie: ...Sure, bud.

Katie, talking to Jade: And I said, in my mind, "the lie detector determined that that was a lie."
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Bonus:

Katie: But don't you think that you might just be a bit gay? Like, bi?

Aaron: But we're just friends! And it's fine. I don't like people of the same gender in that way.

Katie: Aaron, that's the exact same thing I said before I came out. And seeing Jade for the first time just further confirmed that I was DEFINITELY not straight. Don't you think it might be happening to you? It's not bad at all!

Aaron: No, I'm straight. I just don't see him that way, we're friends.

Katie: *frowns and thinks, 'mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.'
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Alberto: Hey, Sprig, your girlfriend is calling you.

Sprig: Which one, lol?

Alberto: WHICH ONE?!
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Alberto: Me and Kid are, like, the best friends.

Kid: Heck yeah! We even have a cool handshake!

*they both proceed to do their best friend handshake*

Aaron: *looks up at Sasha, who was just casually watching the kids* How long does this usually take?

Sasha: From about 5 minutes to 1 hour.

Orion: Jesus Christ...

Aaron: Losers, me and Orion's handshake can take up to 1 hour and 30 minutes. Ha!
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Aaron: I'm about to do something dangerous!

Orion: NO!

Basically...

Random person: Hey, some idiot is going off the bungee swing backwards!

Orion: Ha, what an idiot.

Aaron: I'M GONNA GO OFF THE BUNGEE SWING BACKWARDS!!!

Orion: *quickly realizes* Wait, THAT'S MY IDIOT-
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Hey guys! Thanks for reading my silly little rants and incorrect quotes. Maybe I'll make more! If you guys are actually interested in reading incorrect quotes about anyone or anything else, just ask! It would be fun!