So, I just finished rewatching the movie, and my CREATIVE SPARK IMMEDIATELY CAME BACK. Here are some incorrect quotes since I think I'd have to watch the movie a LOT more, and more in detail, in order to make a full oneshot.
Also, currently thinking on how "For a Moment" is Willy and Noodle's bonding song but it could just as well, if not PERFECTLY fit Margot, so they can sing it together. But Noodle has to be there too, or else Willy's part in the song wouldn't be justified.
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*in that one scene where they were sneaking out in the cart*
Noodle: Hey, Willy, you got the chocolate?
Willy: Yep, I got it right here in my little jar–
Margot: ...What's wrong?
Willy: They're gone. My chocolates...they've been stolen!
Margot: How do you know they've been stolen? You could have just misplaced them.
Noodle: Or somehow eaten them in your sleep.
Willy: No, I know they've been stolen. It was the little orange man!
Noodle and Margot: The...what?
Willy: The little orange man! He's rather short, with green hair, and he comes to my room late at night and steals my chocolate!
Margot: And you're sure you've seen him?
Willy: Yes! Several times, actually.
Noodle: You know, you could've just been stuffing your face with chocolates while you sleep, right?
Willy: Stuffing my face with– actually, that makes much more sense. But it was him, I swear! I think tonight, I should set up a trap, and catch him in the act! And then I'll ask him why he's been stealing from me.
Margot, whispering to Noodle: Noodle?
Noodle: Hmm?
Margot: If you ever hear Wonka talking to himself at extremely late hours in the night...RUN.
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Willy: Tada!
Margot: What is it?
Willy: I call it a Love Blossom. It's like those love potions you see in fairytales! It makes whoever takes it fall in love with someone they deeply care about. I wouldn't rig it to make anyone fall in love with anyone, of course! It has to be the right person.
Margot: That's...oddly specific.
Willy: It would never work on me, though, 'cause I'm already madly in love with you.
Margot: ...What?
Willy: What?
Margot: Oh, no, I just thought you said something else.
Willy: WHAT? ME?? SAY SOMETHING??? NO WAY, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, NOTHING AT ALL!
Margot: O...Okay...
Willy: I THINK I'M GONNA GET SOME REST NOW, GOOD NIGHT!
Margot: Alright then...if you insist. You sure you don't need anything?
Willy: NOPE! But...thanks. For asking.
Margot: *blushes* Don't look too deeply into it, Wonka. G'night.
Willy: Mhmm!
(Margot leaves and closes the door. Noodle was secretly behind them the whole time, sitting down on the bed.)
Noodle: What was that?
Willy: AHH! Noodle! How...how long have you been back there?
Noodle: Long enough to hear the most embarrassing conversation I've heard in a lifetime. Nice save back there, buddy.
Willy: I was such an idiot, wasn't I? An absolute fool, if I may add.
Noodle: Yep.
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Willy: You know...we equally take care of Noodle, kind of. Even though she's mostly independent.
Margot: But we still need to be behind her so she doesn't get herself into trouble, yes.
Willy: So...that kind of, technically, makes us her parents, in a way. Right?
Margot: *looks at him with both genuine and sarcastic confusion*
Margot: ...What.
Willy: LIKE, NOT ACTUALLY HER PARENTS, BUT, LIKE, close, right?
Margot: I guess?
Noodle, whispering to Willy: You’re REALLY down bad for her, aren't you?
Willy: Oh, hush.
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Willy: 🎵When you wish upon a star!~🎵
Margot, butting in: Nothing happens.
Willy: *looks at her dissapointedly and his dramatic flair dies down*
Willy: You ruined the moment...
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Willy: Your kind-of-adopted daughter is really neat! Can I, like...
Piper: Date her? Sure, but if you ever hurt her feelings...*cracks her knuckles*
Willy, clearly scared: Mhm, I promise I won't ever hurt her! Wasn't planning on it anyway! She's so sweet!
Meanwhile, Margot, getting annoyed by a duck: HEY, DUCK! LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU'RE ANNOYING! YOUR PARENTS NEVER LOVED YOU!
Willy: So wonderful...
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Noodle: Hey, you can do this! Trust me, she likes you just as much as you like her!
Willy: Yeah. Yeah! I can do this!
Noodle: Great! Now, just go up to her!
Willy: Yeah, okay! *sees Margot on her windowsill just being pretty*
Margot: *Sees Will* Oh, hey, Wonka. What's up?
Willy: NOPE! *goes directly back in the opposite direction*
Noodle: What happened to the plan?!
Willy: The plan wasn't going to work anyway, Noodle. I'm a coward.
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*Margot just came back from an outing, and Will and Noodle greet her, seeing she's tattered and a little bloody. This is after the movie, by the way*
Noodle: WHOA, Margot! What happened to you?
Willy: You look like you just came back from a fight! Wait...did you just come back from a fight? I told you not to hit anyone!
Margot: No, no...well, not technically. I just came back from taking care of some...unfinished business.
Lottie: She was at the jail, beating up Slugworth, Prodnose, and Fickelgruber.
Margot: LOTTIE! *sighs* To be fair, yes, I was.
Willy: Now, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Margot: Oh, I'm sorry, did they not ALMOST TRY TO DROWN YOU AND NOODLE IN A VAT OF CHOCOLATE?!
Willy: I MEAN, THEY DID, BUT I THINK THE JAIL TIME IS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH!
*Will and Margot then get into an argument about how that's not 'ethically right' and about how she was just 'trying to defend his honor'*
Noodle: Oh, brother.
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