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Rewatch review! Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken

So you know that review I did early on about Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken?

I rewatched the movie.

TWICE.

It was when I was on the airplane going to and returning from my vacation (the plane was a Jetblue plane, so it had tvs), and I saw Ruby Gillman and thought "well....I STILL haven't seen the Barbie movie, so that's a no-go. Guess I'll watch Ruby Gillman again."

I fell IN LOVE, GUYS.

Sam is still super cool, best little bro (in animation because my little brother is obviously the best), again, WHERE WAS THIS KID WHEN WE WERE PLAYING DODGEBALL IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?!?!

Connor actually looks like a Connor now, and guess what?

I....I kinda like him now. YES, OKAY? MY TREVIN PHASE IS OVER. In retrospect, he's cute, but isn't that attractive anymore.

* I've grown to Trevin again. What can I say, he's cute.

Anyways, I like Connor now, and that's because of a illness I have, very serious, called curly-haired-guy-itis. It's SUPER contagious, and just came to me recently. I keep falling head over heels for guys with curly hair, LEFT AND RIGHT. This disease is incurable, but may or may not go away in a couple of years.

*edit: it has still not gone away, THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP-

I still love Margot, she is an ICON. She's an icon, she is the moment, and she is the movement. She's just so fun, and the fact that I can now hear the Liza Koshy in her voice is funny because it fits.

Bliss kinda freaks me out now, but I love her boldness.

I still hate Chelsea. SHE IS SUCH A MEAN GIRL. She's, like, spoiled and entitled, and it pisses me off. It's like, they could've redeemed her, but I'm glad they didn't, because I feel like she wasn't redeemable anyway.

* edit: Also, she is SUCH a lesbian. FULLY lesbian-coded.

I STILL LOVE RUBY!!! She's even cuter now that I relate with her and her music style. It's more indie rock, and that's what I listen to these days, along with, like, rap and stuff.

I kid you not, the entire beginning of this year, from, like, November??? I believe, to January, it was ALL Tyler the Creator. Or maybe it was just late last year. Idk, I had a Tyler the Creator phase at some point.

ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE MOVIE, haha.

Uncle Brill is so funny and cute, I hate how Ruby deceived him with the stick snack to get him to let her go into the ocean. Uncle Brill deserved the love he got at the end of the movie. HE JUST WANTED SOME LOVE!

GRANDMAMAH! Emphasis on the last 'mah'. She is a QUEEN, both figuratively and literally. I love her so much, and she was so slay.

Overall, the movie was MUCH better the second time. And the third. When I actually got to finish the movie. I still believe what I believe when I made my first review, but I put those beliefs on the back burner if it means just enjoying the movie.

I now give Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken a.......8/10!!!!!! That's how good the second rewatch was.

Anyways, thanks for reading, y'all, and have a good day!