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Flame Princess × Male reader (Adventure Time)

Requested by: @Samuel_2257

Hey guys! This is my first time writing a male reader! Exciting, right? I'll do the best that I can! Hope it's good!

Btw, this is before she started dating Finn, or rather, in the exact episode where she was supposed to be with Finn (I forgot the name), so FP is still evil, mwahahaha! Finn obvs doesn't date her here.

Anyways, enjoy the story!

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Your friend Jake was taking you to meet a princess, supposedly. You, frankly, weren't interested and wanted to fight some monsters instead, but your friends proposed a break. Finn couldn't come because he was mourning the fact that Princess Bubblegum doesn't like him. You thought that was stupid, and that was the exact reason why Jake took you on this mission: to leave Finn alone and get some fresh air.

"Besides, it'll be nice to take a break from all that fighting. Even me and Finn take breaks from fighting bad guys all the time!" Jake reasoned.

"Yeah, but where's the fun in that? I'd rather just battle some bozos! And beat them with THIS BABY!" You exclaimed, taking out your signature musket you found somewhere and pointing it at a nearby tree  accidentally shooting it down.

"Sorry!" Jake exclaimed, apologizing to anyone nearby on your behalf. "Gee, I can see how you don't have a girlfriend yet..." Jake was muttering this to himself, but you heard.

"What?" You said, infuriated. You balled your fists and glared at him.

"I'm just saying that with that much of an aggressive attitude, no one's gonna want you, man! Other than the fact that Ice King's your dad and all..." Jake replied.

Yes, Ice King was your dad, albeit adoptive. And what of it? He was a cool dad, pun not intended, and he tries, y'know? He can be a lonely old coot, so you try to hang out with him as much as you can. You don't really endorse the princess-napping stuff, though...

"I know, I know. But I don't care, Jake. Nothing's gonna get me to change," you responded arrogantly.

"Whatever you say, bud," Jake replied. "Oh, we're here!"

You looked up and saw a wonderful castle etched into a volcano. Whoever this princess was, you digged her vibes.

Once you entered, you saw a king with a head made out of fire sitting on his throne. Above him was who you presumed to be the princess.

Upon close inspection, she looked rather beautiful. Jake was negotiating something with the king, but you didn't care to listen in. As Jake was talking to the king, you approached the bubble she was stuck in.

The princess got startled and flinched back. "And who are you supposed to be?"

"My name's Y/N. Nice to meet you, princess. I...I would kiss your hand or something, but you're stuck in glass, so..." You introduced yourself, shoving your hands in your pockets out of awkwardness.

"O-Oh. Right. Uhm...my name is Phoebe. But you can call me the Flame Princess," she answered. She got closer to you the more comfortable she got.

"So...uh...what are you doing stuck in this glass...container?" You asked her.

"My dad says I need to stay here for my safety," she explained.

"Really?" You responded, dumbfounded. "You could just, like, burn the glass or something, y'know."

"I can?" She asked?

"I mean, you're made of fire, aren't you?"

Suddenly, Jake interrupted your conversation. "C'mon, man, we need to go!"

"Go do what?" You asked.

"We need to go get Finn and see if he's out of his funk yet! I'm not sure how long I can keep posing as him..."

"Uh, okay...bye, I guess," you said, waving at the princess.

"Bye..." She replied, rather sullen.

//Timeskip to, like, 5 hours later. FP is out of her, like, glass prison now, but she's still evil.//

You walk around, taking your usual route home, to the Ice Kingdom. On the way there, you spot Flame Princess.

"Phoebe! You...got out of your glass thing?" You questioned, kinda happy for her.

"Oh, yeah! I imprisoned my dad and, uh...took over the kingdom?" She replied.

"R-Really? That's...badass!" You answered, stars in your eyes.

"Heh, thanks," She chuckled.

"Hey, I was maybe wondering if you wanted to, like, go burn some stuff down with me? Since you're made of fire and stuff. It'd be cool. But it's okay if you don't want to!"

"I...I'd love to," Flame Princess answered, a glint of mischief in her eyes. You both had the same love for chaos and destruction.

You looked into each other's eyes lovingly, sparks already starting to form (pun not intended).

"I know this sounds weird, but...can we, like, kiss?" You asked shyly.

"Only if your species doesn't get all burnt from fire and all," she reasoned.

"Eh, I don't mind the heat," you answered, smirking.

You two finally sealed the gap, kissing for quite some time before finally pulling away.

"That was...really nice," Flame Princess said, a bright blush on her cheeks.

"Yeah," you said, staring at her longingly.

The next day, you two went out on your first date, albeit a very chaotic one, burning stuff down and whatnot. Finn and Jake had to restrain you two, but overall, the date went great (you two are the "kissing while the world burns down" kind of couple).

(Dw, you two end up happy together and not like Finn and FP's relationship.)