Pick-Up Line He Used

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Tony: "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass."


Steve: "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"


Thor: "I have an owie on my lip. Would you kiss it and make it better?"


Bruce: "I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"


Pietro: "I seem to have lost my phone number.... Could I have yours?"


Clint: "My friends bet me that I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"


Bucky: "I think I need to call Life Alert. I've fallen for you and I can't get up."

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