Under Pressure: A Gravity Falls Story

Author's Note

Hello my little Americans it's the idiot who's story your reading and I have a quick author's note to try and clear some things up and give you a sneak peek at what's to come.

First off I want to make clear that all the kids in Gravity Falls have been rewritten to be older in this scenario, the ages vary between 13-15 years old so all forms of romantic involvement are not as sickening as you may think, here is the age line-up of the main characters of the story from youngest to oldest.

Gideon- 12

Grenda- 14

Candy- 14

Pacifica- 14 1/2(because I say so, this is still my story)

Mabel- 15

Dipper- 15

Wendy- 17

Soos- I think in his 20's maybe, I can't remember if it said in the birthday episode:/

Grunkle Stan- late 50's to early 60's, probably

Stanford- he and Stan are twins, so same age

Giffany- I didn't know, honestly she might be from either the 80's or 90's due to her pixelated appearance but that's probably just me overthinking it

Shape-shifting monster-honestly I couldn't even tell you

Voice in the darkness- secret to everyone

And last but not least

Bill Cipher- As old as one can reasonable believe

Second, a lot of this story is just me making stuff up off the top of my head and truly it's a hassle. So my updates will be infrequent and sporadic but one way or another I will deliver the Dipcifica fluff you all crave for but I will need your help, so if there's any ideas you would like me to incorporate then tell me and I will see to it that the best ideas will be put to good use, with that being said I can't use any ideas which include but not limited to

1.innuendos
2.overly mature/sexual content(their still kids after all, if you want that go read the Fifty Shades books)
3.no killing off of characters in gorey fashions(if you want that go read the Game of Thrones books)
4.no perverted love interests(i.e.Pacifica's mom and Dipper, Stan and Mabel, Stan and Pacifica, Bill and Pacifica, Bill and Dipper, Bill and Mabel, etc.)
5.absolutely no forms of deus ex machina can be used, while it may be necessary in other stories I will try to avoid it as much as possible

Lastly, I will be busy with working part time so I will not be able to write all the time, so never expect updates to be thrown in your face as soon as you're finished with the last. But as always I will try to get them you quickly as possible:)

As always vote for the story, leave a comment, take it for a drink, or go on a date with it, I didn't care but don't tear your eyes away from it or it will pull a knife on you..sweet dreams.