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This chapter contains smut! If you don't like it or are uncomfortable with it, please don't read the chapter! I won't tolerate any hate comments or insults!
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[Couples Group Chat]
Ranpo: Hey bitch! Do you really, really, really wanna go hard?
Ranpo: Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card!
Ranpo: And take the car do circles in the parking lot!
Ranpo: Scream at the top of our lungs like...
Poe: Ranpo? Did you get drunk when I'm waiting for you at home?
Ranpo: Hey bitch! Do you really, really, really wanna go hard?
Ranpo: Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card!
Ranpo: And take the car do circles in the parking lot!
Ranpo: Scream at the top of our lungs like...
Poe: Oh God...
Dazai: Good luck Poe sensei...
Chuuya: Good luck Poe...
Ranpo: I'ma take their money, 'cause these bitches acting funny.
Ranpo: They don't care about me, that's okay, 'cause you're not special honey.
Ranpo: Why you acting lovey-dovey, when you try and make shit bloody?
Poe: Who? Me?
Ranpo: You ain't that zombie bitch, you is just biting my swag dummy!
Poe: I'm going to give you a smack Ranpo!
Ranpo: Oh my God, I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you stab me!
Poe: I would like to see you try, hoe!
Ranpo: Sike, I was capping in my lyrics, cause that shit made sound clean!
Jouno: Pftt!
Ranpo: Only bitch I'm falling for, is if she's dead inside like me!
Ranpo: But that ain't happening so soon, 'cause I just fucking disagree.
[Poe is typing...]
Atsushi: Poe sensei is definitely angry...
Ranpo: Crazy how I popped up on the scene, just like a plant!
Ranpo: I'm fuckin' this shit up, 'cause I'm like that!
Akutagawa: Poe sensei will definitely fuck you up as well...
Poe: Ranpo, if you love your life, I advise you not to come home for a while.
Poe: Stay in a hotel room or something, but I don't want to see you for a while!
Ranpo: You don't take me serious, all that fuckin' does is make me laugh!
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