64|| Drunken Antics Part - 4 [Ranpoe]

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Hello ^-^! 

Welcome to the second update of today! 

Make sure you didn't skip the previous chapter ^-^! 

Warning! 

This chapter contains smut! If you don't like it or are uncomfortable with it, please don't read the chapter! I won't tolerate any hate comments or insults!

If you decide to read anyway, enjoy ^-^! 

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[Couples Group Chat]

Ranpo: Hey bitch! Do you really, really, really wanna go hard?

Ranpo: Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card!

Ranpo: And take the car do circles in the parking lot!

Ranpo: Scream at the top of our lungs like...

Poe: Ranpo? Did you get drunk when I'm waiting for you at home?

Ranpo: Hey bitch! Do you really, really, really wanna go hard?

Ranpo: Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card!

Ranpo: And take the car do circles in the parking lot!

Ranpo: Scream at the top of our lungs like...

Poe: Oh God...

Dazai: Good luck Poe sensei...

Chuuya: Good luck Poe...

Ranpo: I'ma take their money, 'cause these bitches acting funny.

Ranpo: They don't care about me, that's okay, 'cause you're not special honey.

Ranpo: Why you acting lovey-dovey, when you try and make shit bloody?

Poe: Who? Me?

Ranpo: You ain't that zombie bitch, you is just biting my swag dummy!

Poe: I'm going to give you a smack Ranpo!

Ranpo: Oh my God, I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you stab me!

Poe: I would like to see you try, hoe!

Ranpo: Sike, I was capping in my lyrics, cause that shit made sound clean!

Jouno: Pftt!

Ranpo: Only bitch I'm falling for, is if she's dead inside like me!

Ranpo: But that ain't happening so soon, 'cause I just fucking disagree.

[Poe is typing...]

Atsushi: Poe sensei is definitely angry...

Ranpo: Crazy how I popped up on the scene, just like a plant!

Ranpo: I'm fuckin' this shit up, 'cause I'm like that!

Akutagawa: Poe sensei will definitely fuck you up as well...

Poe: Ranpo, if you love your life, I advise you not to come home for a while.

Poe: Stay in a hotel room or something, but I don't want to see you for a while!

Ranpo: You don't take me serious, all that fuckin' does is make me laugh!

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