Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

Here's Mud In Your Ed (My Version)

(T/W: Slight swear only once)

[Sarah, Jimmy, and Johnny are playing in the sandbox. Sarah and Jimmy are on one side, making castles. Katie is across playing with her dolls]

Sarah: Ready? Whee! [She lifts the bucket, revealing a perfectly formed castle.]

Jimmy: I'm as happy as the day is long, Sarah!

Johnny: [looking through binoculars] Okay, you tell me, because I am stumped! [He lets Plank look.]

[Jimmy puts icing all over the castle. Sarah then adds four candles. Johnny and Plank look at each other, confused. Sarah then adds a cherry to the top.]

Johnny: Well if they can make a cake out of dirt, we can make a doughnut! [He grabs a shovel only to find Katie holding on to the end of it.] Me and Plank are making a doughnut!

Sarah: So what? We were using that. [takes shovel from Katie, wondering why she decided to give them back the shovel]

Katie: [to Sarah, kind] You're welcome.

Sarah: [not caring] Yeah whatever.

Katie: Sarah, can I tell you something.

Sarah: What?

Katie: [serious but keeping her smile] Don't screw with me.

Sarah: [her mood changes to worry] What?

Katie: You heard me! Don't be like that to me! I just decided to give you back the shovel from Johnny out of the kindness of my heart! Or I'll whoop your sorry butt back to last year!

Sarah: [says nothing but has shocked on her face]

Jimmy: [just stares like if nothing serious was said to him]

Johnny: Don't you like doughnuts? [Katie throws him into the cake.] Are you a doughnut hater?

Katie: [throws Plank into a mud puddle.] You and Plank can get your own shovel!

[Johnny sees Plank swells up to enormous proportions.]

Johnny: You got Plank wet! [He draws the shovel back, and then lets Sarah have it. The shovel hits Sarah in the face.]

Katie: [laughs at Sarah getting hit in the face] Ha ha!

Jimmy: Let's share! Please? We were having so much fun!

Katie: [goes next to Jimmy, for possibly the first time she actually is feeling bad for him]

Sarah: [getting up] Johnny! [She proceeds to pound Jonny.]

Jimmy: Stop it! Stop it, you two! My heart is sinking into a sea of sadness!

Katie: [she holds his hand, takes him away from him the awful scene of the fighting Sarah and Johnny] No use to stopping them Jimmy. Sorry to be the barrier of bad news.

Jimmy: [feeling sad, in his head he wonders why Katie is acting sweet to him despite her dislike towards him. But then again Katie is not to be messed with and is nice]

Eddy: [by the fence, with Ed] It's the match of the century, huh Lumpy? Mammoth Mouth versus Gargantuan Head!

Ed: Not for me, Eddy. Without the bun, a sausage has no home." [Double D approaches.]

Johnny: [offscreen; during the fight] Holy moly!

Jimmy: I'm so unhappy! [He runs away bawling, holding Katie's hand taking him with her almost like a comfort partner. Eddy laughs.]

Double D: Oh, dear! Jimmy's upset. Well, at least Katie tried to help him. Perhaps I can help too. [He moves to go to Jimmy.]

Eddy: [hauling Double D back] Oh, no you don't! If there's any helpin'-doin' around here, we do it for cash. 'Cause that's how we work.