Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

Merry-Go-Ed

(W/N: Just something I did for fun but I wouldn't call this canon to my EEnE headcanon, also this is a Bottom episode remade into a EEnE episode again just for fun. T/W: Swears and other NSFW content in the dialogue)

[We open The Eds and Kylie Webster on a Ferris Wheel]

Ed: Whoo!

Kylie: Right now...This is definitely the last ride of the evening Boys. We've had more than enough fun working our way through the stalls and attractions. I think I'm about up to my cash limit!

Double D: How much did this ride cost?

Eddy: 25 cents.

Kylie: There you are!

Double D: I was right!

Eddy: I'd just like another go on the throwing the darts on the cards thingy.

Kylie: Well, that's closed because the proprietor's in the eye hospital.

Double D: And the waltzer's closed as well.

Eddy: Yes!

Ed: I had no idea I'd eaten so much! It went everywhere, didn't it?

Eddy: You looked like a sprinkler as you went round.

Kylie: It was really actually very attractive. I was awfully lucky to have Nazz to stand behind. She was furious! You whizzed round three times and she looked like The Creature from the Swamp.

Ed: I'm not sure all that was mine. I don't remember eating all those horrible lumps of gristle.

Kylie: No, no, no, that was her face, Ed.

Ed: Oh... At least I feel better now, that's the main thing.

Kylie: Yes, that's the main thing.

Eddy: Which is surprising, considering the Ghost Train unpleasantness.

Kylie: Ooh, yeah, that was nasty.

Double D: It wasn't coming out of your mouth that time!

Ed: Well, they shouldn't make 'em so scary, should they?

Eddy: It's a lot more scary now, we can tell you!

Kylie: You need a gas mask to get in there now!

Ed: I was lucky the guy next to me passed out, or I'd never have got his pants!

Double D: How do they fit, by the way?

Ed: Not bad. Not bad.

Kylie: It's You know...I'm not sure he was a bona fide boy, you know. They've got a skirty feel, these pants.

Double D: I think he may have been Scottish.

Kylie: That's all right, then.

Ed: Och aye, whoops a daisy!

Kylie: The Scottish are allowed to be transvestites.

Eddy: That's right.

Kylie: We're moving! For God's sake, don't foul yourself again. Start screaming!

Ed, Double D, Eddy and Kylie: Agh! Agh!

Kylie: Is that it?! Well that's ridiculous! This is a complete rip-off ! I paid 25 cents for this! It's bad enough four juveniles like us having to pay full price!

Double D: Calm down Kylie. They're just letting more people on.

Kylie: What ? Oh, yes, yes. Good I knew that.

Eddy: [while Kylie is distracted, holding a small hand mirror] Ed, Sockhead! it's those gals that have been following us around all night!

Ed: What gals?