𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐬 / 𝐣. 𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧

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| 𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐄 ³⁶: 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 |

bro can my sister stop getting on my nerves?

she keeps on saying that i'm with jean

😭

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

SHE TELLS YOU THAT?

YES

EVEN MY MOM THINKS THAT

I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE YOUR MOM KNOWS

BRO MY SISTER TEASES ME ALL THE TIME BY SAYING THAT HE LIKES ME

😭

and if i actually say what me and jean do, she'll really think we're together

she'll think you're making out

not only....

"okay lol, he bruised my legs because he was pinching me"

"okay lol, we just hold each other's hand"

"okay lol, he just touches me with every chance he gets"

she'll think that um

yk sex

"okay lol, he just doesn't say anything when everyone around says: 'just make out'"

"okay lol, he just tells me he loves me"

"okay lol, we just nearly kissed when i was drunk"

i'll dig my own grave if i say those💀

OH FORGOT TO SAY SUM

"okay lol, he just told me to sleep on his bed"

that would be the cherry on top

yeah you're getting married after that one💀

jean would be like: 🤨

me: 😟

at least we'd make out at the wedding 🤭🤭🤭

i don't forget that lollipop

this is... something my family will never know

i told that to my boyfriend and he started laughing

also, this is something from the time my relationship with jean was......

yeahhh 😬

i'll never sit between the two of you

especially right now💀

i would advise you to sit far away from us

😇😇😇😇

BRO AHAHHAHAHAHA

I DIDN'T TELL YOU

what? what did i miss again😔

when we went to his house on saturday

i was sitting on the floor and he was in front of me and i had to look up to see him

and i was thinking "you want your dick sucked or something?"🤨

like fr in front of everyone

🤨🤨🤨🤨

bffr 💀

you wouldn't mind sucking him off

okay

but not in front of everyone

a little bit of privacy wouldn't hurt

😔😔😔😔

🤨

privacy? 🤨

ma'am, you did a full blowjob on a lollipop in front of other people

that's different

we're talking about a different type of blow here

🥱

and please

STOP WITH THIS LOLLIPOP OMG

NO

IT STILL HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY

not him tho 🥱

he had a boner back then

YOU CHECKED?!?!

well duh🙄

i needed to know if it had any effect

it did ✅

💀

i'm never letting you near lollipops again

it's okay

i have the real deal now

😈

😐😐

jkjk

i may say all that but i'm not ready to have sex or anything<3

lollipops are still a no, tho

GIRL STFU 😭

I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN

an ice cream tho🤭

it's august

you're gonna make me keep ice creams away from you when you're around jean

you can't do allat when you're on vacation, girl 🥱

historia is still there🤭

SASHA NO-

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