OH! DARLING | joey tribbiani

forty one

"This is great. This is just super duper great," Chandler mumbled as he walked up the stairs of the apartment building, Quinn trailing behind him while carrying grocery bags.

"Chandler, honey, I know you're upset but a little help would be really appreciated," she huffed, struggling to keep hold of the six packed bags in her hands.

"Sorry," he turned around and grabbed three bags out of her hands. He helped her carry them to her apartment, although he didn't really seem to be there, lost in his head, before the two walked over to their neighbours.

"Hey," he grumbled to his friends, almost slamming the door close on Quinn's nose.

"Hey! I'm right behind you!" She complained.

"Sorry again," Chandler turned around and apologized in a much softer tone, kissing the tip of her nose before going back to his sullen mood while making his way to the couch. "Anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a noose at the end?"

"Honey, what's the matter?" Monica asked him.

"We just saw Janice," Quinn explained as she took a seat on the floor next to Joey. She pecked him on the lips in greeting before taking a slice of pizza out of the box, all of the shopping she just came back from left her hungry.

Everybody groaned at her answer, they all knew how Chandler still wasn't over the girl.

"Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center just skating with her husband," Chandler explained. "She looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them."

"Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine after we broke up," Joey started telling. "She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking... God, it killed me!"

"Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon," Chandler argued.

"Sorry, I just... Any excuse to tell that story," Joey justified with a chuckle.

"Honey, if you keep bringing up that story any time you can, I'll start bringing up my amazing sex stories any time I can, no matter how jealous it makes you," Quinn warned him after swallowing the bite of pizza she was munching on.

"Fine," Joey groaned in agreement. "But you can tell the ones that involve me, I brag about you any chance I get."

Quinn's cheeks and the tips of her ears turned rosy with blush. "You brag about me?" She asked her boyfriend.

"All the time!"

"You wouldn't believe!"

"It's become quite gross."

"I have too much unwanted knowledge of your sex life for my liking."

Rachel, Monica, Ross and Chandler replied all at the same time.

"I'm not sorry about it," Joey smugly smiled, arms crossed over his chest.

"Please tell me it's not only about the sex," Quinn asked her friends, embarrassed.

"Oh no, half of the time he just gushes about how in love he is with you," Monica revealed, making Joey blush.

"Aww!" Quinn cooed, turning to her boyfriend and bringing him down to her height so she could pepper kisses over his face.

"Alright, quit it you guys. I'm already sad enough after seeing Janice, I don't need you two to remind me of how alone I now am," Chandler complained to his two best friends.

Quinn complied to his request but still stayed close to Joey who now had her sitting in his lap with his arms wrapped around her waist.

"Hey, Chandler, there's a party tomorrow. You'll feel better then," Ross tried to lift up his friend's mood.