You were in Donnie's lab trying out Donnie's experiments.
It was amazing how intelligent this turtle is. You hear a giggle and look over to see Donnie giggling at the helmet on your head.
"You really like my experiments don't you?" He says and you nod.
He comes over and hugs you from behind whispering in your ear,
"Akanbō watashi wa watashi no jikken o atsukau yō ni, anata o chiryō tēburu no ue ni anata o nage, anata ga hitoban yarimasu."
He walks away leaving you confused.
You head over to the computer and translate it.
You look at the answer and have to read it a couple times. You clear your throat, "DONATELLO HAMATO!!!!!!!!!"
"I am unable to even right now." You say questioning life.
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This one isn't that unique you've most likely heard it before.
Translate: Baby I'll treat you like I treat my experiments, throw you on the table and do you all night long
