7. Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty what the hell happened to you?!
8. *I trip over*
Person: *laughs*
Me: Why are you laughing? I'd rather look at the floor than your face.
9. Cool guy: I can't believe you're still a virgin.
Guy: I was until last night.
Cool guy: pfft, as if.
Guy: Seriously! Just ask your sister.
Cool guy: I don't have a sister.
Guy: You will have in about nine months.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Comebacks and insults
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