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10. The zoo called, they say the baboons want their butts back. I guess you'll have to start looking for a new face.

11. Guy: I got my first kiss!
Kid: Your mum doesn't count.
Guy:No, but yours does.

12.Oh, you're spreading rumours about me? It's nice to see you're spreading something other than your legs.

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