10. The zoo called, they say the baboons want their butts back. I guess you'll have to start looking for a new face.
11. Guy: I got my first kiss!
Kid: Your mum doesn't count.
Guy:No, but yours does.
12.Oh, you're spreading rumours about me? It's nice to see you're spreading something other than your legs.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Comebacks and insults
DiversosThis is a book that will have lots of comebacks, insults and the occasional joke! Don't forget to follow, vote and share. Please do not use any insults or comebacks if they will hurt someone, only use as a joke. P.S sorry if there are any repeats, I...