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185. You could get rid of 90% of your beauty with a wet tissue.

186. Teacher: Why were you absent?
Student: I was sick
Teacher: Don't lie.
Student: I'm not! This time I really was sick! Sick and tired of my stupid teacher.

187. Teacher: How you spell crocodile?
Student: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L-E
Teacher: No, that's incorrect
Student: But you asked me how I spell it.

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