234. Person 1: I can't stand you
Person 2: Then sit down.
235. Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Substitute teacher: I don't know, can you?
Student: I don't know, can you get a full-time job?
236. Person 1: You must've been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Person 2: You must've been born in the pet shop because you're a son of a bitch.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Comebacks and insults
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