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37. Mirrors can't talk, but luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

38. To an Old friend that backstabed you:
Person: Hey do you still have my number?
Me: Nope, I lost it when I pressed delete.....

39. I can't take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room.

Comebacks and insultsDonde viven las historias. Descúbrelo ahora