188. What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid.
189. Kid: Mum, can I have £20?
Mum: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Kid: What is money made of.
Mum: Paper
Kid: Where does paper come from?
Mum: Wood.
Kid: Yes and where does wood come from?
Mum: Trees
Kid: Where's my money?
190. Person 1: You're so gay!
Person 2: Oh yeah? How many eyes do five chickens have?
Person 1: 10, duh.
Person 2: How many legs do three chickens have?
Person 1: Six, stupid.
Person 2: How many teeth does a cat have?
Person 1: I don't know.
Person 2: Well then it's funny that you know more about cock than pussy! Gay.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Comebacks and insults
De TodoThis is a book that will have lots of comebacks, insults and the occasional joke! Don't forget to follow, vote and share. Please do not use any insults or comebacks if they will hurt someone, only use as a joke. P.S sorry if there are any repeats, I...
