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222. Boy: How do I get a girl to like me?
Dad: Dump a bucket of glitter over yourself and stand in the sunlight, they'll come running

223. Dad: Son, a little birdie told me you've been doing drugs.
Kid: It seems the only one who's been doing drugs is you, since you've been talking to birds.

224. I don't know what our problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce

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