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79. I'd love to insult you but I'm afraid I won't do a job as good as nature did.

80. Mum: Have you picked out what you're wearing to school for mufti tomorrow?
Me: Yeah.
Mum: What is it?
Me: Clothes!

81. To person that has nits; Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

 

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