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100 - anagrams. Dormitory --> dirty room

 Astronomer --> moon starer

 Desperation --> A rope ends it

 The eyes --> they see

 The morse code--> here comes dots

 Slot machines--> cash lost in me

 Election results --> lies let's recount

 Snooze alarms --> alas no more Z's!

 A decimal point --> I'm a dot in place

 Eleven plus two --> Twelve plus one

 To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune --> in one of bard's best-though-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

101. You have less going on upstairs than a bungalow

102. Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

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