100 - anagrams. Dormitory --> dirty room
Astronomer --> moon starer
Desperation --> A rope ends it
The eyes --> they see
The morse code--> here comes dots
Slot machines--> cash lost in me
Election results --> lies let's recount
Snooze alarms --> alas no more Z's!
A decimal point --> I'm a dot in place
Eleven plus two --> Twelve plus one
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune --> in one of bard's best-though-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
101. You have less going on upstairs than a bungalow
102. Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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