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31. I don't know much about cacti, but I can tell you're a prick.

32. Guy: Fuck you
Comebacks: You suck your mom's dick with that mouth?
I would, but I have standards.
Can I at least have a kiss first?
Sorry, I don't do charity work
Fuck yourself—Lord knows no one else will do it for you.  

33. Teacher: Where is your maths homework?
Kid: it committed suicide. It had too many problems


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