228. Immature (adjective) A word boring people use to describe fun people.
229. Girl: Is it weird to know that the person you will marry is on this planet right now?
Guy: Yeah
Girl: Do you ever wonder what they are doing?
Guy: I already know, I am texting them now.
Girl: AWWWWW
Guy: But she just went to sleep so now I'm texting you.230. My friend loves dick, she must love herself then. (Suggested by @AwesomeAlexia )
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Comebacks and insults
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