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70. Zombies eat brains... You're safe.

71. Until you texted me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted some body's fingers to break so badly.

72. A guy, or girl: Do you think I'm straight?
My response: You're as straight as a circle.

Comebacks and insultsDonde viven las historias. Descúbrelo ahora