70. Zombies eat brains... You're safe.
71. Until you texted me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted some body's fingers to break so badly.
72. A guy, or girl: Do you think I'm straight?
My response: You're as straight as a circle.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Comebacks and insults
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