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16. I don't exactly hate you... But if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

17. Teacher: I'm beautiful, what tense is this?
Student: Obviously past tense, look at you! 

18.Did you know that Trampolines used to be called Jumpolines until your mum jumped on one.

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