210. Bully: Gimme your lunch money
Kid: I left it on you mum's dresser
211. Douche: Hey
Girl: ...
Douche: HEY
Girl: What?
Douche: There should be a warning sign on my dick
Girl: Excuse me?!
Douche: it should say; choking hazard (High fives bros)
Girl: Isn't that something they put on small objects?
212. Friend 1: I want to high five her... in the face with a brick covered in spikes dipped in poison.
Friend 2: I want her to step on a lego!!!!
Friend 1: Whoa, too much.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Comebacks and insults
RandomThis is a book that will have lots of comebacks, insults and the occasional joke! Don't forget to follow, vote and share. Please do not use any insults or comebacks if they will hurt someone, only use as a joke. P.S sorry if there are any repeats, I...
