34. I'd ask you on a date, but I don't like taking the trash out.
35. Guy: You're weird
Comebacks: I'm not weird; I just fall outside your exceptionally narrow view of the world.
Looks like we have something in common then.
Thanks! Normal is boring.
Weird is the new fabulous.
I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition. Something you don't see that often.
You're only just noticing this about me now?
36. Me: You are so dumb, you stand on a chair to raise your IQ.
Person: What is an IQ?
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Comebacks and insults
De TodoThis is a book that will have lots of comebacks, insults and the occasional joke! Don't forget to follow, vote and share. Please do not use any insults or comebacks if they will hurt someone, only use as a joke. P.S sorry if there are any repeats, I...
