118. If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
119. You: Yeah dying hurts hurts but looking at your face is far more painful so just kill be now.
120. Boyfriend:Do you know how much I love you?
Girlfriend:No but count the stars, that's how much I love you.
Boyfriend:But it's day.
Girlfriend:Exactly
(As a joke)
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Comebacks and insults
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