Comebacks and insults

150|151|152

1. Knock knock... Who's there? Little old lady... Little old lady who?... Hey, I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock knock... Who's there?... Interupting Cow. Interup... MOOOOO!
 Knock knock... Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?
 Knock knock... Who's there? To... To who? To whom.
Knock Knock... Whos there? Alzheimer's Patient. Alzheimer's Patient who? Knock Knock.
Knock Knock... Who's there? Tank... Tank who? You're welcome
Knock knock... Who's there? Cash... Cash who? No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one.
Knock knock... Who's there? Claire... Claire who? Claire the way, I'm coming through!
Knock knock... Who's there? Yeah... Yeah who? Easy there cowboy!
Knock knock... Who's there? Dwayne... Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock knock... Who's there? Doris... Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock knock... Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock... Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock... Who'sthere? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock... Who's there? Nana... Nana who? Nana your business.
Knock knock... Who's there? Lettuce... Lettuce who? Lettuce in it's cold out here.
Knock knock... Who's there? A little old lady... A little old lady who? Oh! I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock knock... Who's there? Olive... Olive who? Olive you!
Knock knock... Who's there? Owls... Owls who? Yes, yes they do.
Knock knock... Who's there? Oink oink... Oink oink who? Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!
Hey, do you think you will you remember me in a few minutes? Yes... Knock, knock... Who's there? Hey, you didn't remember me!
Knock knock... Who's there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
Knock knock... Who's there? Annie... Annie who? Annie body home?
Knock knock... Who's there? Madam... Madam who? Madam foot is caught in the door!
Knock Knock... Who's there? Alex... Alex who? Alex the questions round here!
Knock knock... Who's there? Etch... Etch who? Bless you!
Knock knock... Who's there? Ivor... Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
 Knock knock... Who's there? Kent... Kent who? Kent you tell by my voice?
Knock knock... Who's there? Atch... Atch who? Bless you!
Knock knock... Who's there? Isabel... Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock.
Knock knock... Who's there? Boo!... Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke!
Knock knock... Who's there? Mary... Mary who? Mary me and I'll love you forever!
Knock knock... Who's there? Luck... Luck who? Luck through the keyhole and you'll find out!
Knock Knock... Who is there? Broken pencil... Broken pencil who? Ah never mind. its a pointless joke.
 Knock knock... Who's there? Viper... Viper who? Viper nose, it's running!
Knock knock... Who's there? Dee... Dee who? Dee-licious cookies for sale!
 Knock knock... Who's there? Honey bee... Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a beer.
Knock knock... Who's there? A herd... A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock knock... Who's there? Repeat... Repeat who? Who Who!
Knock knock... Who's there? Figs... Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
Knock knock... Who's there? Agatha... Agatha who? Agatha toothache. Do you have an athpirin?
Knock knock... Who's there? Keith... Keith who? Keith me, my thweet printh, but look out for my looth tooth
Knock knock... Who's there? Amos... Amos who? A mosquito.
Knock knock... Who's there? Otto... Otto who? Otto know. I think I've got amnesia.
I know a great knock knock joke... Okay, tell me... All right. You start... Okay, knock knock... Who's there?
Knock knock... Who's there? Baby Owl... Baby Owl who? Baby Owl buy you anything you want, just let me in! It's freezing out here!
Knock knock... Who's there? Sarah... Sarah who? Sa-rah phone in there can use?
Knock knock... Who's there? Toby... Toby who? Toby or not to be. That is the question.
Knock knock... Who's there? Justin... Justin who? Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock knock... Who's there? Anudder... Anudder who? Anudder mosquito.
Knock knock... Who's there? Usher... Usher who? Usher wish you would let me in!
Knock knock... Who's there? Canoe... Canoe, who? Canoe come out and play?

2.If all else fails, destroy all the evidence that you ever tried.

3. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you.