191: Woman: Can we watch a movie, please?
Man: No, get back into the kitchen.
Woman: Did you know that women usually live longer than men.
Man: Why?
Woman: Because the kitchen is where all the knives are.
Man: Which movie do you want to watch?
192. Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: I would rather just have the money thanks.
193. I'm not calling you a slut. I'm calling you a penny. Because you're two faced, worthless and in everyone's pants.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Comebacks and insults
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