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240.Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple not f*cking blue.

241. What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he will never come.

242. Why did Susie fall off a swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Susie

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