28. If you went to an ugly competition they'd say: "Sorry, no professionals"
29. Kid: I Hate waking to school.
Dad: When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to get to school.
Kid:When he was your age, he was the president.
30. Police:Did you shoot this man?
Me:No, a bullet shot him. Bullets are made of lead and lead comes from the ground, ground is nature so he he died of natural causes. Case closed.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Comebacks and insults
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