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112. Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

113. You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

114. Guy: Hey... (Flirtatiously) Is this seat empty? *pointing to chair beside you*
You: Yes, but if you sit there, this one *points to the chair you are sat on* won't be.

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