207. Guy: So what do you do for a living
Girl: *Low voice* I'm a female impersonator208. Guy: Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No but it stung like a bitch when I crawled out from hell209. Mum: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
Kid: If no other mums used that stupid line would you?
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Comebacks and insults
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