The One Shot Series (Complete ✅)

Cakes and Yams

Sabrina

"Quit playing wit me Jalynn. You know I'm super special fucking crazy when it comes to you!"

I shouted at my wife, as she was going through clothes in our closet trying to find something to wear.

She then walks out of the closet with a skin tight dress on, and puts her hands on her oh so luscious hips. And says "ma'am! I very much know how special your crazy ass is. You damn near was stalking me for three weeks. How do you know I was on your brother's route anyways?" She asked me, and I tensed up.

"Lady, you don't need to worry about all that, ok! That's my personal business. And you worried about the wrong shit.

I said back to her, and she just laughed, and went back into the closet to get some shoes to match her dress. I'm already dressed and ready to go, because I woke up on time! Unlike my beautiful wife who likes to procrastinate. We are headed over to my brother's place to celebrate him and my best friend getting married, they eloped in Vegas over the weekend.

It was about damn time my brother claimed what was his! I still don't understand how he just let Curtis hey! Arnold looking ass take his girl from him back in college. I always encouraged him to talk to Zee, but I don't know, I'm just glad they finally got together and everyone can be one big happy family now, and him and Zee can give our mama and daddy grandkids, because my black ass ain't fin to have kids, and neither is my woman.

I knew from a young age that, I wasn't born to be someone's mama! I was born to be somebody rich auntie, and I very much give rich auntie vibes!

I met my wife through my brother, and I low key stalked her for a bit. Well stalking isn't the right word I was more like observing her, I may or may have not ordered a bunch of shit that I didn't need and had it sent to my brother's house, and was conveniently there when she delivered the packages. This went on for about three weeks, and then I finally asked her out on a date.

She agreed to go out with me, and that first date we hit it off, and we have been rocking with each other ever since. I made sure to ask her all the important questions that you should when you're trying to date someone like, do you want kids? And things like, What is your family like?

Relationships to me in the beginning before marriage are like Netflix. That's the trial period for you to see how that person is going to be, and if you want to subscribe or cancel the trial. The Virgo in me knew that Jalynn was my forever ever, I just used my free trial period to really get to know Jalynn, and also wanted to see how her peoples were.

Her mom and dad actually knew my parents, and went to school together. They lost touch after college, so we pretty much all got along, except for Jalynn's weirdo ass sister who I had to let know that I'm really with the shit and I'm the HBIC of knock a bitch st8 to hell.

Jalynn's sister Dori wasn't a fan of mines, because she wanted Jalynn to get back together with her best friend who was actually Jalynn's ex-boyfriend. Jalynn's ex-boyfriend cheated on her, and lost her cat. His miserable ass let the cat out when he let us hoe in and the cat got out, by the time he realized the cat was gone. Jalynn had got a call from a neighbor that her cat had been run over by a truck. Jalynn knew something wasn't right and something told her to check her door cameras and she saw a white girl at her door. She put two and two together, and kicked his ass out of her house.

He tried to file charges on her because she punched him in the nose, but her sister actually talked him out of it. So I guess her sister feels like Jalynn owes her, also her sister hasn't been the most supportive because she thinks that Jalynn is living a so called "sinful life" 

Dori called me a few choice words, and I rocked her shit and told her "now you and your wack ass best friend have matching broken noses!" I also told her ass she needed to find Nemo, and call it a day!