"A KID, who's going to be, like, IN A JAM!" Vikki had finished bellowing.
Hearing this from the bush outside her kitchen window made Blitzø, Millie, and Moxxie gasp at each other.
The three imps, and the Goetias, still hid out front of the 'man-eating' poodle hound's house while the hounds were inside searching for the little boy AND a hiding place, now that she was back inside.
But when Vikki left the kitchen in anger to find him, after his 'escape', she didn't realise that she set Balin free in his dingo-like hellhound form.
...
While Loona continued searching for Balin, hiding every so often, Vortex, Marijiana, and Neptune both ran into the master bedroom. Quickly changing into their human forms, Tex tilted the bed to the side for Nep and Mari to crawl underneath the bed, before he ran into the ensuite as he was still too bulky to hide with them.
...
With Vikki out of the kitchen, the little 'human' hell-pup tried to find his clothes after she took them off when placing him into the bake tray of peri-peri sauce. He checked the cupboards, the pantry, even the dishwasher, but there was no sign of them anywhere.
The imps popped out of the bushes and tried to pull the window up, but it was sealed tight and no use.
"BALIN!" Blitzø called out.
"Fuck, Blitzø! Not so loud. Vikki's gonna hear." Moxxie shushed him, before shouting in a quiet croak; "Balin...!"
"Yeah, 'I' wish she didn't hear that." the boss scoffed and pushed the imp's head down.
Before long, Blitzø began trying to lift the window open with gritted teeth, before jiggling at it next, ...like he was trying to dry-hump it!
"Blitzy... What in hell are you doing...?" asked a disgusted Stolas. "There's a little opening there."
Meanwhile, as Balin got out of the pantry without his clothes, he saw the commotion out front of the window.
"Just jam your finger in it like an arsehole and pull!" continued the owl demon.
Octavia gagged at how disgusting that also sounded.
"Damn it, Stolas! Use your talons." Blitzø moved out of the way for him.
"Mr. Stolas?" the little human boy ran to the towards the window, clambering the counter again to see Stolas and the imps. "Guys!"
The owl demon soon stopped humping. "Little one!" he happily wagged his tail-feathers.
"Oh, thank madness you're okay, sport." added Blitzø.
"Please, help me!" begged Balin.
"Bud, we're can't seem to get this... bloody... window open." he struggled with opening it, again! "You're going to have to use the front door."
"But, what if Ms. Vikki sees me?" cried the little boy. "I don't want to be Sinsmas food!"
"Shhhh. Se won't eat you, donut-hole." Millie soothed him, putting her hand against the window. "We promise, okay?"
"Yes. You're gonna be okay." added Moxxie.
Balin soon calmed down, wiping the water from his eye before it could make a tear. But as he was about to jump off the counter to look for his clothes once more first, he soon saw a door between the fridge and the oven / stove. It lead to a room where he could see a bottle of detergent.
There was a laundry next door to the kitchen.
But the imps didn't notice that, as he ran that direction.
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Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''
FanfictionINSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823: When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them. Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
