Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

Ch.147 - 🎄 Christmastime (SINSMAS) is Here 🎄

Throughout the rest of the day at Loo-Loo Land, while Ozzy and Mammon kept on fighting each other out front of the main circus tent, the I.M.P decided to spend the next few hours of the rest of the day playing around on the rides.

Millie and Moxxie introduced Balin to a few stalls; Some of them shooting ones, but others including leech-fishing and fire-pony riding.

Loona kept her eye on the three of them as she, Tex, Neptune and Marijiana all drank a few glasses of Harder Daddies, one lime daiquiri, AND responsibly at the pop-up bar.

One of the attractions that they soon went on together, a few lines apart from each other, was a ride called The LOO-LOO.

It was a waterslide in the form of a gigantic toilet; where imp children would line up in a queue that went around the toilet seat and all the way to the lever, where an attendant was seated. They'd soon jump into the bowl and he would flush them down the loo and straight to the finish line below.

...via an asshole, you could say.

Luckily the group grabbed a few pairs of swimwear down at the gift shop nearby for this ride.

Balin, M&M, and the hounds all arrived at the lever just about ready to go next.

"Excuse me?" Balin walked up to the attendant and asked him curiously. "Is this ride... dangerous? Do people drown in the water?"

"No, no, it's not like any kinda toilet water, squirt. Unfortunately..." the attendant replied. "But grab a mask right next to you just in case you're underwater."

 Balin saw a straight shelf of breathing masks right next to him, and as he watched as everyone else put one on, he was then handed a mask from Loona before she ruffled his head.

"Well, little... guys first?" Moxxie gestured at the toilet bowl, almost awkwardly.

As Balin took a few steps towards the bowl, almost ready to jump into the water 4 feet below, Loona decided to cut her way forward and stand beside him. So grabbing onto her hand, the two jumped with Loona soon holding onto Balin like a cannonball as they hit the water.

"Alright, everyone else be a pieces of shit and fuck off!" the attendant called out to the other imps in line.

The rest of his other friends and a few other imps started jumping into the water, filling the bowl until it reached maximum occupancy.

When the attendant soon blocked off the entrance for the other guests' 'safety', he pulled the lever and with one big...

*WHOOSH!*

Balin, Loona, M&M and the other hellhounds began to go down the drain in a swirl, just like a funnel web ride!

As soon as the entire bowl was empty, the toilet automatically refilled itself.

They didn't have their heads underwater, like almost any other waterslide, but the entire drain they slid down was dark yet rather clean on the inside.

"WHEE..!!" Balin cheered in excitement.

Loona and the other hellhounds laughed with how much fun the little boy was having, sliding down on top of her chest.

At least it kept both of them distracted from M&M's make-out session. 

After a full minute of sliding, the group soon reached the finishing line of the drain; which was a small kiddy pool where they swam their way out.

Putting their breathing masks on a little conveyer belt that took them all the way back up to the shelves, ...all by himself, Tex soon looked out into the scenery of Loo-Loo Land; looking at how green and purple the Greed sky was starting to get.