The One Shot Series (Complete ✅)

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Lottie-mae

"Lottie please! I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important to me"

My ex-husband Dale whines as he sits down on the couch opposite of me. I don't understand why he thinks it's safe to be this close to me after he did what he did.

He cheated on me with a find from a good friend from my writers club, and anilatated my heart.

The so called friend of my Joanne, claimed that she was in the wrong, and she wouldn't blame me if I whooped her ass. I didn't want to whoop her ass, I wanted to KILL HER! AND HIM!

I should have known that something wasn't right with Joanne, when she wrote a short story about me, and made me a ballerina that was chasing behind a man that was obsessed with the main female lead! First of all I don't and have never ever ever chased a man, it's not in my nature.

I was happy she made me a ballerina though. I have always wanted to be one, but I have to much thighs and tittes, and ass. It would have not been called swan lake, it would have been called tity lake, and everyone in the audience would be howling "whooo whooo whoo"

Cause them hooters would have been all over the place.

A couple of years ago, me and my sisters created a writer's book club. We all write, and are fans of reading as well, we mostly all write romance, or fantasy romance or what the cool kids call "smut"

I have four sisters. I'm the second oldest, my sister Vanna is the oldest, and wisest out of us. then there is me. I'm the one who always see the positives in everything, and I'm silly as hell, then there is my twin Ella-mae. She is logical one, and also very silly, she is quick to cut someone off and not think twice, she also has a very short fuse. Ther there is the babies of the group, Bernadette, and Ashley, They are literally like stone fools! 

Bernadette is the pretty gangsta thug, and Ashley is as well. Bernadette and Ashley literally be ready to fight behind us, and also there nieces and nephews. They are both sweethearts through and through, but if you cross them it's lights out! Me, Vanna, and Ella try to diffuse shit first, and if words cannot work then fist it is!

Ashley was diagnosed with MS when she was a teenager, and it was heartbreaking for her and all of us. That's why we created the writer and book group to uplift her spirits and also show off our talents.

Vanna is the supernatural smut girl, Ashley is the futuristic apocalypse smut girl, Ella and I are the mob, cheating, and soft smut girls, and Bernadette is the thug smutty urban queen.

We all complement each other and bounce ideas off each other. We have other members as well, Joanne came into our circle through me.

If I would have known the havoc she would have caused in my life. Things would have been different, but anyteeways...........I found text messages and pictures on Dale's phone of Joanne, and I whooped his ass like stone cold used to do to vince.

I wish I had a steel cage so I could have thrown his sorry ass off of it.

Dale and I didn't have the perfect marriage, but I was happy, and I thought he was as well. We didn't have issues sexually or anything like that. There was a brief period of time where Dale and I almost didn't make it, but we pulled through it. I honestly loved him with my whole heart, and loved our family, we have triplets. One boy and two girls, they are seven years old, and were devastated when their happy home was destroyed.

I wanted to bury Joanne and Dale in a coffin for what they did. But someone needed to raise my babies, so I just chose to wap wap wap fuck em up!

Joanne tried to plead that she was never seen as a pretty girl when she was younger girl, because she was a BBW. So when she got older and lost some weight and men started paying attention to her it made her feel good.